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My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
On Monday, the Arizona Department of Agriculture announced poultry tested positive for the bird flu.
There are two points: Older women are more respectful. Older women have big boobs.
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In the Apple Silicon era, MacBooks have become more affordable than ever – with brand new models sta...
Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talk...
Republicans are filled with hate. They are Nazis. People have been manipulating their sex for thousa...
A man is facing charges after a shooting left two people injured on the University of Minnesota camp...
Most of us Indian men have small, tiny penises. Personally, my dick is only 4.5 inches long when ful...
Pedro Pascal, Ariana Grande and Dua Lipa are among more than 100 celebs siging an open letter to pro...
Fans don’t reduce the air temperature so they won’t slow the melting, They make people feel cooler b...
When people ask about the fastest type of physical cable for data transmission, they're tapping into...